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A Certain Point of View
... Agathe Fay
If we could shrink the earth's population to a
village of precisely 100 people, with all the
existing human ratios remaining the same, it
would look something like the following.

There would be:
57 Asians
21 Europeans
14 from the Western Hemisphere, both north
and south
8 Africans

52 would be female
48 would be male
70 would be non-white
30 would be white
70 would be non-Christian
30 would be Christian
89 would be heterosexual
11 would be homosexual

6 people would possess 59% of the entire
world's wealth and all 6 would
be from the United States.

80 would live in substandard housing
70 would be unable to read
50 would suffer from malnutrition
1 would be near death; 1 would be near birth
1 (yes, only 1) would have a college education
1 would own a computer
When a person considers our world from
such a compressed perspective, the need
for acceptance, understanding, and
education becomes glaringly apparent.

1. If you woke up this morning with more health
than illness ... you are more blessed than the
million who will not survive this week.
2. If you have never experienced the danger of
battle, the loneliness of imprisonment, the agony
of torture, or the pains of starvation ... you are
ahead of 500 million people in the world.
3. If you can attend a church meeting without
fear of harassment, arrest, torture, or death ... you
are more blessed than three billion people in the
world.
4. If you have food in the refrigerator, clothes on
your back, a roof overhead and a place to sleep
... you are richer than 75% of this world.
5. If you have money in the bank, in your wallet,
and spare change in a dish someplace ... you are
among the top 8% of the world's wealthy.
6. If your parents are still alive and still married
... you are very rare, even in the United States
and Canada.
7. If you can read this message, you just received
a double blessing in that someone was thinking
of you, and furthermore, you are more blessed
than over two billion people in the world that
cannot read at all.
Work like you don't need the money.
Love like you've never been hurt.
Dance like nobody's watching.
Sing like nobody's listening.
Live like it's Heaven on Earth.
Send this to everyone you consider a FRIEND.
Pass it on. And brighten someone's day. Nothing
will happen if you do not decide to pass it along.
The only thing that will happen if you do pass it
on is that someone might smile because of you.
With Love ... from Casey --
cute facts. (For the woman who needs a laugh and the man who can handle it.)

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance. Smart man + dumb woman = affair.
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage. Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy.
OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit. Smart boss + dumb employee = production.
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion. Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime.
SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future
until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is
one who can find such a man.
HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me,
"You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

Someone once said: What goes around comes
around.
The following is also something to ponder.
Look at this picture. Is it the same girl many different
times or is it many different girls ? Seeing Life. From
A Certain Point of View. Photo by Jockel Finch.
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