The fine print. The "From Friends" segment is about ... just things, things that are exactly that ... from
friends. Some contribute as often as possible. Some come to contribute, hear and their. We appreciate
it all. Call it: good effort. Some of the Things From Friends are serious and meaningful, some are silly.
Some are joking, some are very pointed (only to be met at their funniest side). Some are for a more
mature audience. Always they will make you think some thing. That's what happens from friends.
Was that ... "Honey" ... with one "n" or two ???
Hey Hunny - Is that a real puppy dog ? Or
are ya just glad to see me ??? Gimme a Hug !
Totally Cool
The Magazine
outtakes and misc.
Stay Tuned. On the road
of what you going towards ...
Richard Renda

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A Magazine Alive
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Section 1:
The MagaZine
Sabina & Friends
Subject: The Most Functional Word.
A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and
help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to
get it started."

He asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets
him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over
the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the
box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do,
we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything
resembling a tiger." He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want
you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then....." he sighed,

"let's put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box."
A blind man walks into a bar
with his seeing eye dog and
starts swinging him around
and around above his head.
The bartender asks what he
is doing, and the man says,
"Oh, just looking around."
Top 10 Bumper Stickers You Would Like To See --

1. Impotence ... Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings."
2. Everyone has a photographic memory ... some just don't have any film.
3. We used to have a handle on life - but - it broke off.
4. WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
5. Guys ... just because you have one, doesn't mean you have to be one.
6. Some people just don't know how to drive. I call these people
"Everybody But Me."
7. Don't like my driving ? Then quit watching me.
8. Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
9. Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted.
And The Number One Bumper Sticker you'd Like To See ! ! !
10. Welcome to America ... now speak English.
Top 15 Strange Children's Books -not- recommended by
The National Library Association.

15. The Little Engine that Could ... Gets Drunk.
14. Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer's Games of Revenge.
13. Peter Rabbit's Frisky Adventures.
12. Dick, Jane, and Spot Wander into The 'Hood'.
11. Clifford the Big Red Dog Accidentally Eats His Masters.
10. The Hardy Boys, The Barbie Twins, and The Vice Squad.
9. The Tickling Babysitter
8. Charles Manson Bedtime Stories.
7. Controlling the playground: Respect through Fear.
6. Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence.
5. Start a Real-Estate Empire with the change from your Mom's Purse.
4. Babar Meets the Taxidermist
3. Drawing Betty and Veronica Without Their Clothes On.
2. The Care Bears Maul Boy Scout Campers.
1. The Pop-up Book of Human Anatomy.
The most functional word in the English language is ... SHIT ! That's right, shit ! Consider this:
You can be shit faced, shit out of luck, or have shit for brains.
With a little effort, you can get your shit together, find a place for your shit or, decide to shit or
get off the pot.
You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat shit
and die.
Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference between shit and Shinola.
There are lucky shits, dumb shits, crazy shits and sweet shits.
There is bull shit, horse shit and chicken shit.
You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck when shit hits the fan.
You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle.
You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit.
Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit and some days are just plain shitty.
Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times when you feel like
You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit or a lot of weird shit.
You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle.
Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you fall in a bucket of shit and
come out smelling like a rose.
When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of life. And remember, once
you know your shit, you don't need to know anything else. By George Carlin. Pass this along. If
you give a shit. But of course please remember your good manners ... and keep the shit to a
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