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Kaiju Big Battel celebrates the release of its nationally released DVD.
Kaiju Big Battel is a modern conflict of epic proportions. Planet Earth is under threat: scattered throughout
the galaxy is a monstrous mob of maniacal villains, menacing alien beasts, giant city-crushing monsters
that are waging war against one another. Presiding over all the mayhem is the Kaiju Commissioner, an
enigmatic human arbiter appointed by a clandestine cadre of world leaders to regulate Kaiju rage. If the
Kaiju Commissioner doesn't do his job perfectly the entire world could get caught in the crossfire.
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In the 1980's there were
Hulk Hogan and Cindy
Lauper in the ring -- Rock n'
Wrestling. In the years
called The New Millennium
2000 + the rage is "Kaiju"
pronounced "Ki-ju." It is
MONSTER News. If you
don't know what it is about
you should. Don't want to
go out anywhere ? Kaiju is
available on DVD. But be
careful. You may get
addicted. www.kaiju.com
The Kaiju Universe maintains an active roster of approximately 30 monsters, including a blue alien-glutton
named Sky Deviler, a factory worker turned soup can called Kung-Fu Chicken Noodle, a dirty hare-sage
dubbed Dusto Bunny, Uchu Chu the Space Bug (self-explanatory), and a despicable square headed mad
scientist known as Dr. Cube. In addition to the Kaiju Commissioner, a few privileged humans also get a
piece of the action including Referee Jingi, a mustachioed official who enforces fairness and civility in the
ring with Anthony Salbino -- an urban renewal expert who reconstructs crumbled cityscapes between
Battels and one tuxedo wearing mouth-running MC.
The DVD Kaiju Big Battel brings the city-crushing monster mayhem of its sold-out live shows to living rooms
and cubicles across America. In addition to comical commentary from the KBB sports center, the action
packed release showcases four live Battels tricked out with explosions, electric shocks, and the destruction
of countless city blocks. And if a giant Club Sandwich fighting a killer can of Soup doesn't impress you, the
DVD also includes a Golden Banana award ceremony, a soap opera-esque Alien love triangle and the Silver
Potato music video tribute, live event trailers, and a What is Kaiju ? history lesson --
The Kaiju rage of tongue-in-cheek hybrid of American pro-wrestling, Japanese monster-movies, and lowbrow
pop-culture, ulti-media events, complete with over-sized monster-movie props, a towering "Danger Cage",
and miniature cityscape, can easily be viewed from a safe distance thanks to the Kaiju Big Battel DVD
series from Redline Entertainment.
Studio Kaiju produces and distributes its own line of merchandise including T-shirts, "real" monster meat,
magnets and a whole catalogue of other cool but useless, limited-edition collectibles. The world of Kaiju Big
Battel is also supported by Studio Kaiju's acclaimed web site which hosts Big Battel news, monster profiles,
live event videos, arcade-style games, comics, and one of the most fun online malls ever.
www.kaiju.com
Look for the Kaiju DVD in a video store near you !
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