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A Magazine Alive
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Editor-In-Chief:
Laurie S. Schechter
"World's First Vogue Style Editor"
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On the road of what
happens ... |
Section 1:
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The MagaZine
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STILL THINK YOU ARE HAVING A BAD DAY ?
A man was working on his motorcycle on his patio and his wife was in the kitchen. The man was racing the engine
on the motorcycle when it accidentally slipped into gear. The man, still holding onto the handle bars, was dragged through the glass patio doors and along with the motorcycle dumped onto the floor inside the house. The wife, hearing the crash, ran into the dining room and found her husband lying on the floor, cut and bleeding, the motorcycle lying next to him, and the shattered patio door. The wife ran to the phone and summoned the ambulance. Because they lived on a fairly large hill, the wife went down the several flights of stairs to the street to escort the paramedics to her husband. After the ambulance arrived and transported the man to the hospital, the wife uprighted the motorcycle and pushed it outside. Since gas was spilled on the floor, the wife got some paper towels, blotted up the gasoline, and threw the towels in the toilet. The man was treated and released to come home. Upon arriving home, he looked at the shattered patio door and the damage done to his motorcycle. He became despondent, went to the bathroom, sat down on the toilet and smoked a cigarette. After finishing the cigarette, he flipped it between his legs into the toilet bowl while seated. The wife, who was in the kitchen, heard the loud explosion and her husband screaming. She ran into the bathroom and found her husband lying on the floor. His trousers had been blown away and he was suffering burns on the buttocks, the back of his legs, and his groin area. The wife again ran to the phone to call the ambulance. The very same paramedic crew was dispatched and the wife met them at the street. The paramedics loaded the husband on to the stretcher and began carrying him to the street. While they were going down the stairs to the street accompanied by the wife, one of the paramedics asked the wife how the husband had burned himself. She told them and the paramedics started laughing so hard, one of them slipped and slipped the stretcher, dumping the husband out. He fell down the remaining stairs and broke his arm. (Appeared in a Florida Newspaper.) |
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Bert Stern - Alive and Well
- 50 Years of Photography - |
At the Staley-Wise the exhibition begins
its 6 City tour across America. We are going to see some amazingly Historical images here. You are looking for a gift ? A framed photograph can be one of the coolest gifts a person, company, or household can receive. The moment preserved (in many ways). Staley-Wise represents Bert and a number of fine talents. This gallery sells these works. Some you may not believe are actually for sale. But ... as they say, "Dreams can come true." Beyond your wildest imagination. All these images you see here are not coming from a book. You are now Live - walking around the gallery. These are pictures hanging on the wall. |
Imagine some of this hanging on your wall in your house.
Hollywood in The Days of Old. Generations gone by. |
The Works of Bert Stern.
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captured moment R. Renda
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Sophia Loren, actress.
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Dancing In The Street. Photographic Works by Bert Stern at The Staley-Wise
Gallery in Soho, New York City. Captured Moment: Richard Renda. |
Walter Mathau, actor - "The Odd Couple" - bottom center
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