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You've gotta read this. It's hilarious ! Did you know, it is said that you can tell from the skin whether
a person is sexually active or not ? Don't tell the kids.
1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce
amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.
2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and
blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.
3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner.
4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle
in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers !
5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream,
producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being.
6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater
quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy.
7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. It is 10 times more effective than Valium.
8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the
teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.
9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts
blood vessels in the brain.
10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help
combat asthma and hay fever. This message has been sent to you for good luck. It has been sent
around the world nine times. Now you can never say that no one ever shared a little sex with you.
I Wish You A Happy 2003. We Wish You A Very Happy New Year To You and Your familly. May
the Universe Bless You in This Year More and More. May the Universe Fill You with Wonderful
Treasures. May the Universe Lead You into much Goodness, on a path that speaks to you.

I wish for you all ... Comfort on difficult days. Smiles when sadness intrudes. Rainbows to follow
the clouds. Laughter to kiss your lips. Sunsets to warm your heart. Gentle hugs when spirits sag.
Friendships to brighten your being. Beauty for your eyes to see. Confidence for when you doubt.
Faith so that you can believe. Courage to know yourself. Patience to accept the truth. And love
to complete your life. I asked the Universe to bless you as I pray for you today. To guide you and
protect you ... as you go along your way. Love is always with you. That promise is true. You
know the Universe will see us through. So when the road you're traveling on seems difficult at
best, The Power of Life watching over you will do the rest. S.M. Vinay Kumar. Naidupet, India
Richard Renda
Editorial Director
ToTaLLy CoOL
"The Official Editorial Authority"
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