1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before.
2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits.
3. Parties: Going Without New Outfits.
4. Man Management: Minor Household Chores Can Wait Till After The Game.
5. Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet too.
6. Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor is His.
7. Communication Skills I: Tears - The Last Resort, not the First.
8. Communication Skills II : Thinking Before Speaking.
9. Communication Skills III: Getting What you Want Without Nagging.
10. Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire.
11. Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up.
12. Introduction to Parking (hahahahahahaha).
13. Advanced Parking: Backing Into a Space.
14. Water Retention: Fact or Fat.
15. Cooking I: Bringing Back Bacon, Eggs and Butter.
16. Cooking II: Bran and Tofu are Not for Human Consumption.
17. Cooking III: How not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People.
18. Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully.
19. PMS: Your Problem . . . Not His.
20. Dancing: Why Men Don't Like To.
21. Household Dust: Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women Notice.
22. Integrating Your Laundry: Washing It All Together.
23. Oil and Gas: Your Car Needs Both.
24. TV Remotes: For Men Only.

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