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Stay Tuned - There Is
much more to uncover --
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A Magazine Alive
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Richard david Renda
Editorial Director
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wHAT iS tHE wORLD
cOMING To ???
Looking at the photo
above -- the answer could be: it is just a matter of where your head is at. But when Santa Claus has kicked the bucket and Ronald McDonald is carted away ... what's next ? We'll have to demand what we want. We'll have nun of this. |
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"Two Nuns"
There were two nuns ... One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the
other one was known as Sister Logical (SL). It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.
SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past thirty-eight and a half
minutes ? I wonder what he wants.
SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us.
SM: Oh, no ! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most ? What can we do ?
SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.
SM: It's not working.
SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only logical thing. He started to walk
faster, too.
SM: So, what shall we do ? At this rate he will reach us in one minute.
SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and I'll go this way.
He cannot follow us both.
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So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.
Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried about
what has happened to Sister Logical. Then Sister Logical arrives. |
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SM: Sister Logical ! Thank God you are here ! Tell
me what happened !
SL: The only logical thing happened. The man
couldn't follow us both,so he followed me
SM: Yes, yes ! But what happened then ?
SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run
as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could.
SM: And ?
SL: The only logical thing happened. He reached me.
SM: Oh, dear ! What did you do ?
SL: The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up.
SM: Oh, Sister ! What did the man do ?
SL: Only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants.
SM: Oh, no ! What happened then ?
SL: Isn't it logical, Sister ? A nun with her dress up
can run faster than man with his pants down.
And for those of you who thought it would be dirty,
light a candle and say 2 Hail Mary's. |
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