4. Twenty years ago, a plane is flying at 20,000 feet over Germany. If you will recall, Germany at the
time was politically divided into West Germany and East Germany. Anyway, during the flight, TWO of
the engines fail. The pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is also failing, decides on a crash
landing procedure. Unfortunately the engine fails before he has time and the plane crashes smack in the
middle of "no man's land" between East Germany and West Germany. Where would you bury the
survivors ? East Germany or West Germany or in "no man's land" ?
Answer: You don't, of course, bury survivors. If you said ANYTHING else, you are in real trouble and
you must NEVER try to rescue anyone from a plane crash. Your efforts would not be appreciated. If you
said, "Don't bury the survivors" then proceed to the next question.

5. If the hour hand on a clock moves 1/60 of a degree every minute then how many degrees will the
hour hand move in one hour ?
Answer: One degree. If you said "360 degrees" or anything other than "one degree," you are to be
congratulated on getting this far, but you are obviously out of your league. Turn your pencil in and exit
the room. Everyone else proceed to the final question.

6. Without using a calculator - You are driving a bus from London to Milford Haven in Wales. In
London, 17 people get on the bus. In Reading, six people get off the bus and nine people get on.
In Swindon, two people get off and four get on. In Cardiff, 11 people get off and 16 people get in. In
Swansea, three people get off and five people get on. In Carmathen, six people get off and three get
on. You then arrive at Milford Haven. What was the name of the bus driver ?
Answer: Oh for goodness sake ! It was you silly. Read the first line ! ! !
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Dr. Phil gave this test on "Oprah". Some folks pay a lot of money to find this stuff out. Read on,
it is very interesting ! The following is pretty accurate. And it only takes 2 minutes. Take this test
for yourself. And you may want to send it to friends. Don't peek. Just scroll down and answer
each question honestly. Answers are for who you are now ... not who you were in the past.
Have a pen or pencil and a piece of paper ready. This is a real test that is given by the Human
Relations Departments at many of the major corporations today. It helps them get better insight
concerning their employees and prospective employees. It is only 10 simple questions.
So...grab a pencil and paper, and keep track of your letter answers. Ready ??? Begin ...
1. When do you feel your best ?
a) In the morning.
b) During the afternoon and early evening.
c) Late at night.
2. You usually walk
a) fairly fast, with long steps.
b) fairly fast, with little steps.
c) less fast, head up, looking the world in the face.
d) less fast, head down.
e) very slowly.
3. When talking to people, you
a) stand with your arms folded.
b) have your hands clasped.
c) have one or both of your hands on your hips.
d) touch or push the person to whom you are
e) play with your ear, touch your chin, or smooth
your hair.
4. When relaxing, you sit with
a) your knees bent and your legs neatly side by
b) your legs crossed.
c) your legs stretched out or straight.
d) one leg curled under you.
5. When something really amuses you, you
react with
a) a big, appreciative laugh.
b) a laugh, but not a loud one.
c) a quiet chuckle.
d) a sheepish smile.

6. When you go to a party or social gathering, you
a) make a loud entrance so everyone notices you.
b) make a quiet entrance, looking around for someone
you know.
c) make the quietest entrance, trying to stay unnoticed.
7. You're working very hard, concentrating hard,
and you're interrupted; do you ...
a) welcome the break ?
b) feel extremely irritated ?
c) vary between these two extremes ?
8. Which of the following colors do you like most ?
a) Red or orange.
b) Black.
c) Yellow or light blue.
d) Green.
e) Dark blue or purple.
f) White.
g) Brown or gray.
9. When you are in bed at night, in those last few
moments before going to sleep, you lie
a) stretched out on your back.
b) stretched out face down on your stomach.
c) on your side, slightly curled.
d) with your head on one arm.
e) with your head under the covers.
10. Dreams:
a) You often dream that you are falling.
b) You often dream that you are fighting or struggling.
c) You often dream that you are searching for
something or somebody.
d) You often dream that you are flying or floating.
e) You usually have dreamless sleep.
f) Your dreams are always pleasant.
1. (a) 2 (b) 4 (c) 6 ... 2. (a) 6 (b) 4 (c) 7 (d) 2 (e) 1 ... 3. (a) 4 (b) 2 (c) 5 (d) 7 (e) 6 ...
4. (a) 4 (b) 6 (c) 2 (d) 1 ... 5. (a) 6 (b) 4 (c) 3 (d) 5 (e) 2 ... 6. (a) 6 (b) 4 (c) 2 ...
7. (a) 6 (b) 2 (c) 4 ... 8. (a) 6 (b) 7 (c) 5 (d) 4 (e) 3 (f) 2 (g) 1 ... 9. (a) 7 (b) 6 (c) 4
(d) 2 (e) 1 ... 10. (a) 4 (b) 2 (c) 3 (d) 5 (e) 6 (f) 1 -- Now add up the total number of points:
OVER 60 POINTS: Others see you as someone they should "handle with care". You're seen as vain, self-
centered, and extremely dominant. Others may admire you, wishing they could be more like you; but they
don't always trust you and hesitate to become too deeply involved with you.
51 TO 60 POINTS: Others see you as an exciting, highly volatile, rather impulsive personality; a natural
leader who's quick to make decisions - though not always the right ones. They see you as bold and
adventuresome; someone who will try anything once; someone who takes chances and enjoys an adventure.
They enjoy being in your company because of the excitement you radiate.
41 TO 50 POINTS: Others see you as fresh, lively, charming, amusing, practical, and always interesting;
someone who's constantly in the center of attention but is sufficiently well-balanced not one to let it go to your
head. They also see you as kind, considerate, and understanding; someone who'll always cheer them up and
help them out.
31 TO 40 POINTS: Others see you as sensible, cautious, careful and practical. They see you as clever,
gifted, or talented, but modest. Not a person who makes friends too quickly or easily, but someone who's
extremely loyal to friends you do make and who expects the same loyalty in return. Those who really get to
know you realize it takes a lot to shake your trust in your friends but, equally, that it takes you a long time to
get over it if that trust is ever broken.
21 TO 30 POINTS: Your friends see you as painstaking and fussy. They see you as very cautious,
extremely careful - a slow and steady plodder. It would really surprise them if you ever did something
impulsively or on the spur of the moment, expecting you to examine everything carefully from every angle and,
then, usually decide against it. They think this reaction is caused partly by your careful nature.

UNDER 21 POINTS: People think you are shy, nervous, and indecisive; someone who needs looking after,
who always wants someone else to make the decisions, and who doesn't want to get involved with anyone or
anything. They see you as a worrirer who always sees problems that don't exist. Some people think you're
boring. Only those who know you well know that you aren't.

If you send this to your friends ... don't forget to tell them what your score was. (because for me one
question had 2 answers that applied to me I scored a 48 and a 51 in the results. Hummm ... very interesting.
points and answers.
Leave your ego at the door !
Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we grow older, it's important that we
keep mentally alert. The saying; "If you don't use it, you will lose it" also applies to the brain, so -- Below
is a very private way to gauge your loss or non-loss of intelligence. Take the following test presented here
and determine if you are losing it or are still "with it." Okay ... relax ... clear your mind ... and begin.

1. What do you put in a toaster ?
Answer: If you said "toast," then give up now and go do something else. Try not to hurt yourself. If you
said, "Bread," go to question 2.

2. Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk," What do cows drink ?
Answer: Cows drink water. If you said "milk," please do not attempt the next question. Your brain is
obviously over stressed and may even overheat. It may be that you need to content yourself with reading
something more appropriate such as "Children's World." If you said, "Water" then proceed to question

3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from blue bricks and a pink house is
made from pink bricks and a black house is made from black bricks, what is a greenhouse made from ?
Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said "green bricks," What the devil are you still doing
here reading these questions ????? . If you said "glass," then go on to question four.

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