Instructions for Life - Advice from the Dali Lama
Take Into Account That Great Love and Great Achievement Involve
Great Risk.
Follow The Three R's. 1. Respect for Self. 2. Respect for Others.
3. Responsibility for All Your Actions.
Don't Let A Little Dispute Injure A Great Relationship.
Live A Good Honorable Life. Then When You Grow Older,
You'll Be Able To Enjoy It A Second Time.
Share Your Knowledge. It Is The Way To
Achieve Immortality.
Remember The Best Relationship Is One
In Which Your Love For Each Other Exceeds
Your Need For Each Other.
Approach Love And Cooking With
Reckless Abandon.
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FOR THOSE WHO TAKE LIFE TOO SERIOUSLY ...
1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
2. A day without sunshine is like, night.
3. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
4. I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
5. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
6. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
7. I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
8. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted,
then used against you.
9. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
10. Honk if you love peace and quiet.
11. Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it remains?
12. Nothing is fool proof to a talented fool.
13. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
14. He who laughs last thinks slowest.
15. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
16. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
17. The early bird may get the worm, but it's the second mouse that gets
the cheese.
18. Quantum mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of.
19. For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.
20. The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
21. The sooner you fall behind the more time you'll have to catch up.
22. How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hand..
23. If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you.
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1. Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say
to myself, "Lillian, you should have remained a virgin." -- Lillian Carter (mother of Jimmy Carter)
2. I had a rose named after me and I was very
flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalogue: "No good in a bed, but fine against a wall." -- Eleanor Roosevelt
3. Last week, I stated this woman was the
ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister, and now wish to withdraw that statement. -- Mark Twain
4. The secret of a good sermon is to have a
good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible. -- George Burns
5. Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people
only once a year. -- Victor Borge
6. Be careful about reading health books. You
may die of a misprint. -- Mark Twain
7. What would men be without women ?
Scarce, very scarce. -- Mark Twain |
Josef Goebbels, a master of this technique,
stated that: if you told a lie, the bigger the lie and the more you repeated it, the more it will be believed. David Brock, in his book The Republican Noise Machine makes a statement about how current propaganda works. He describes the destruction of an independent media, and the resultant "Fairness Doctrine" have eliminated mass critical thinking; He states, in a recent CNN / Gallup poll, 42% of Americans still believe that Saddam Hussein was involved in the September 11, 2001 terrorist attack on the U.S., and 32 % believe that Saddam Hussein personally planned the attack. Propaganda is powerful. Think about it. Why would an enemy who was clearly labeled as having "Weapons of Mass Destruction" have to resort to an airplane crash to bring down the twin towers ? |
A pompous Baptist minister
was seated next to a cowboy on a flight to Texas. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The cowboy asked for a whiskey and soda, which was brought and placed before him. The flight attendant then asked the minister if he would like a drink ? He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by brazen whores than let liquor touch my lips" The cowboy then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me too ... I didn't know we had a choice" |
8. By all means, marry If you get a good wife,
you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. -- Socrates
9. The male is a domestic animal which, if
treated with firmness and kindness, can be trained to do most things. -- Jilly Cooper
10. I have never hated a man enough to give his
diamonds back. -- Zsa Zsa Gabor
11. Money can't buy you happiness, but it does
bring you a more pleasant form of misery. -- Spike Milligan
12. I am opposed to millionaires ... but it would
be dangerous to offer me the position. -- Mark Twain
13. Until I was thirteen, I thought my name was
shut up. -- Joe Namath
14. Youth would be an ideal state if it came a
little later in life. -- Herbert Henry Asquith
15. I don't feel old, I don't feel anything until
noon ... Then it's time for my nap. -- Bob Hope
16. We could certainly slow the ageing process
down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers |
Subject: Cajun fishing
Boudreaux been fish'n down by de bayou all day an he done
run outta night crawlers. He be bout reddy to leave when he seen a snake wit a big frog in his mouf. He knowed dat dem big bass fish like frogs, so he decides to steal dat froggie.
Dat snake, he be a cotton moufed water moccasin, so
Boudreaux had to be real careful or he'd get bit. He snuk up behine de snake and grabbed him 'roun de haid. Dat ole snake din't lak dat one bit. He squirmed and wrapped hisself
'roun Boudreaux's arm try'n to get hisself free. But Boudreaux,
him, hada real good grip on his haid, yeh!
Well, Boudreaux pried his mouf open and got de frog and
puts it in his bait can. Now, Boudreaux knows dat he cain't let go dat snake or he's gonna bite him good, but he had a plan.
He reach into de back pocket of his bib overhauls and pulls
out a pint a Tennessee hillbilly moonshine likker. He pours some drops into de snakes mouf. Well, dat snake's eyeballs roll back in his haid and his body go limp. Wit dat, Boudreaux toss dat snake into de bayou, den he goes back to fish'n.
A while later Boudreaux dun feel sumpin tappin' on his
barefoot toe. He slowly look down and dere be dat cotton moufed water moccasin, wif two more frogs. |
Subject: Immigration Test
The new US Immigration Test.
Mujibar was trying to get into the US from Canada
legally through Immigration. The Officer said, "Mujibar, you have passed all the tests except for one. Unless you pass it you cannot enter US."
Mujibar said, "I am ready."
The officer said, "Make a sentence using the words
Yellow, Pink and Green."
Mujibar thought for a minute then said, "Mister
Officer, I am ready."
The Officer said, "Go ahead."
Mujibar said, "The telephone goes green, green,
green, and I pink it up, and say, 'Yellow, this is Mujibar.'"
Mujibar now lives in a neighborhood near you and
works as a receptionist at a local telephone company office. |
outtakes and misc.
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From Friends ...
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- A Sense of Wonder - Animal Attraction.
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Dear Friends.
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What's To Say ?
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Profound: what you become by discovering
exceptions to rules.
Faith: doing whatever your Rice Krispies tell
you to do. |
The
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SoldiersWish | TheWhatToSay | MyMyWhatSay | SonicColors | SeePresent | AndFuture | Napoleon |
OfTheWord | BearTheTime |
Did someone say "Hungry" ?
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Give Us A Kiss ! The Language of Nature.
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All Hung Up.
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I'm Not Going Out !
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If The Shoe Fits ...
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The trick of the Tail. Maybe ... just a piece of tail.
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We're just that cute.
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Let's Face It.
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