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You live in California when ...
1. You make over $250,000 and you still can't
afford to buy a house.
2. The high school quarterback calls a time-out to
answer his cell phone.
3. The fastest part of your commute is going down
your driveway.
4. You know how to eat an artichoke.
5. You drive to your neighborhood block party.
6. When someone asks you how far something is,
you tell them how long it will take to get there in
minutes rather than how many miles away it is.

You live in New York when ...
1. You say "the city" and expect everyone to know
you mean Manhattan.
2. You have never been to the Statue of Liberty or
the Empire State Building.
3. You can get into a four-hour argument about
how to get from Columbus Circle to Battery Park,
but can't find Wisconsin on a map.
4. You think Central Park is "nature."
5. You believe that being able to swear at people
in their own language makes you multi-lingual.
6. You've worn out the car horn.
7. You think eye contact is an act of aggression.
You live in the Pacific Northwest when ...
1. You carry your $3,000 mountain bike atop your
$500 car.
2. You tell your husband to pick up Granola on his
way home and he stops at the day care center.
3. A pass does not involve a football or dating.
4. The top of your head is bald, but you still have
a pony tail.

You live in the Midwest when ...
1. You've never met any celebrities, but the mayor
knows your name.
2. Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to
pass a tractor.
3. You have had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" on
the same day.
4. You end sentences with a preposition: "Where's
my coat at ?"
5. When asked how your trip was to any exotic
place, you say, "It was different !"
You live in Florida when ...
1. You eat dinner at 3:15 in the afternoon.
2. All purchases include a coupon of some kind -
even houses and cars.
3. Everyone can recommend an excellent
dermatologist.
4. Road construction never ends anywhere in the
state.
5. Cars in front of you are often driven by
headless people.
6. There are only GIANT doctors in Florida
(Every person's doctor is "The Biggest" in his field
You live in Alaska when ...
1. You only have four spices: salt, pepper, ketchup
and Tabasco.
2. Halloween costumes fit over parkas.
3. You have more than one recipe for moose.
4. Sexy lingerie is anything flannel with less than
eight buttons.
5. The four seasons are: winter, still winter, almost
winter, and construction.

You live in the Deep South when ...
1. You get a movie and bait in the same store.
2. "ya'll" is singular and "all ya'll" is plural.
3. After five years you still hear, "You ain't from
'round here, are ya?"
4. "He needed killin' " is a valid defense.
5. Everyone has 2 first names: Billy Bob, Jimmy
Bob, Mary Sue, Betty Jean, etc.
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