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On page Music Credit:

Mick Jagger

Goddess

on Virgin Records

From The Heart of The Big Gotham !

Welcome To

Joe Heuer's

In Those Times Of Trouble What We
Need Is To Release -- A little Laugh

" If you want to Capture the World,

capture it with a net ... a ToTaLLyCoOL.net "

Somebody: who you could have been if only

the kid next to you in school had applied himself.

Shower: the one activity guaranteed to make

the phone ring. And where most people are
when opportunity knocks.

Reincarnation: nature's way of saying "let's
make it best two out of three."

Skydiving: a good thing to avoid if at first you
normally don't succeed.

Clear: the type of conscience that corresponds
with a bad memory.

Inflation: when the buck doesn't stop
anywhere.

Nothing: what's wrong with you that
reincarnation can't cure.

Diversity: selflessly drinking the beers of

"every" nation.

Weatherman: you know, the person
responsible for raining on your parade.

Language: something created to satisfy

the need to complain.

Karaoke: Japanese term meaning tone deaf.

Mirror: where sometimes we look in order

to get a laugh.

Flowers: the beautiful people of the weed
family.

Itch: an annoyance with a severity inversely
proportional to your ability to reach it.

Old: having a social security card with Roman
numerals.

Sanders: the last name of the person the chicken
crossing the road was trying to avoid.

Subconscious: what gets exposed for all to see

when your consciousness is raised.

Practicality: the absence of theory.

Vegetables: major food accessories.

Transition: moving from dreaming to daydreaming.

Voice: what always gets stronger as the argument
gets weaker.

Slacker: somebody who couldn't do less work if
you paid them to.

Coroner: a doctor who performs surgery on

dead people.

Slowest: how those who laugh last think.

Supervisor: someone important enough to have a
pager, but not important enough to command a raise.

Synonym: the name you use when checking into a

sleazy hotel.

Up: how things look when life knocks you flat

on your back.

Reality: something best defeated by imagination.

Nightmare: a really bad dream about insomnia.

Omen: calling Dial-a-Prayer and finding the
number has been disconnected.

A note from the Editorial Director - this one made
me look again. Considering the timing, we find it

quite strange. Received ... September 10, 2001.

Stockbroker: someone who gives focus to your
free floating anxiety.