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Somebody: who you could have been if only
the kid next to you in school had applied himself.
Shower: the one activity guaranteed to make
the phone ring. And where most people are
when opportunity knocks.
Reincarnation: nature's way of saying "let's
make it best two out of three."
Skydiving: a good thing to avoid if at first you
normally don't succeed.
Clear: the type of conscience that corresponds
with a bad memory.
Inflation: when the buck doesn't stop
anywhere.
Nothing: what's wrong with you that
reincarnation can't cure.
Diversity: selflessly drinking the beers of
"every" nation.
Weatherman: you know, the person
responsible for raining on your parade.
Language: something created to satisfy
the need to complain.
Karaoke: Japanese term meaning tone deaf.
Mirror: where sometimes we look in order
to get a laugh.
Flowers: the beautiful people of the weed
family.
Itch: an annoyance with a severity inversely
proportional to your ability to reach it.
Old: having a social security card with Roman
numerals.
Sanders: the last name of the person the chicken
crossing the road was trying to avoid.
Subconscious: what gets exposed for all to see
when your consciousness is raised.
Practicality: the absence of theory.
Vegetables: major food accessories.
Transition: moving from dreaming to daydreaming.
Voice: what always gets stronger as the argument
gets weaker.
Slacker: somebody who couldn't do less work if
you paid them to.
Coroner: a doctor who performs surgery on
dead people.
Slowest: how those who laugh last think.
Supervisor: someone important enough to have a
pager, but not important enough to command a raise.
Synonym: the name you use when checking into a
sleazy hotel.
Up: how things look when life knocks you flat
on your back.
Reality: something best defeated by imagination.
Nightmare: a really bad dream about insomnia.
Omen: calling Dial-a-Prayer and finding the
number has been disconnected.

A note from the Editorial Director - this one made
me look again. Considering the timing, we find it
quite strange. Received ... September 10, 2001.
Stockbroker: someone who gives focus to your
free floating anxiety.
Winter 2001
Birth Dreams
Review
A Key To Peace
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