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Someone out there either a lot of
spare time or is deadly at Scrabble.
Look what happened when they
rearranged letters in these words.

1. DORMITORY

When you rearrange the letters:

DIRTY ROOM

2. PRESBYTERIAN

When you rearrange the letters:

BEST IN PRAYER

3. DESPERATION

When you rearrange the letters:

A ROPE ENDS IT

4. GEORGE BUSH

When you rearrange the letters:

HE BUGS GORE

5. THE MORSE CODE

When you rearrange the letters:

HERE COME DOTS

6. SLOT MACHINES

When you rearrange the letters:

CASH LOST IN ME

7. ANIMOSITY

When you rearrange the letters:

IS NO AMITY

8. MOTHER-IN-LAW

When you rearrange the letters:

WOMAN HITLER

9. SNOOZE ALARMS

When you rearrange the letters:

ALAS ! NO MORE Z'S

10. A DECIMAL POINT

When you rearrange the letters:

I'M A DOT IN PLACE

11. THE EARTHQUAKES

When you rearrange the letters:

THAT QUEER SHAKE

12. ELEVEN PLUS TWO

When you rearrange the letters:

TWELVE PLUS ONE

Yup ! Someone with too much

time on their hands.

Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced
an impressive set of callouses on his feet. . He also ate very little, which made him
rather frail; and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him ...

a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby
discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager
came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why ?" they asked, as they
moved off. "Because" he said, "I can't stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer.

TO BE SIX TO BE SIX AGAIN --

A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday. "I'd love to be six again, " she replied. On the
morning of her birthday, he arose early, got up made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took
her off to the local theme park. What a day ! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall
of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. Five hours later she staggered out of
the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a
McDonald's where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate
shake. Then it was off to a movie to see the latest blockbuster, a hot-dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her
favourite candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure ! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and
collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, "Well,
Dear -- what was it like being six again ?" Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed.
"You idiot, I meant my dress size !" The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he's gonna get it
wrong.

Hey, just to let you know -- some exploit viruses are out and about. Here is what panda says about them.

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Exploit / iFrame is a vulnerability exploit. It is not categorized as a virus, worm or Trojan. To be more
precise, it is code written in the HTML language, which is included in the body of a message in order to
exploit a vulnerability in Internet Explorer. This vulnerability is exploited by worms like Klez, Nimda,
Badtrans, Frethem, etc., in order to run automatically if the Preview pane in Outlook is enabled.

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If you like to use the preview pane it is the same as opening up a page, even if you tell it not to download
graphics. The iframe is a hidden frame. Unless you read the html you won't see it. There are many ways

that this can work but one common way is that an email is sent with an attachment ... you open the email,
but do not open the attachment. You think you are safe. Then later another email is sent in which there

is an invisable iframe. Since most people use the default attachment directory in the default install. The
iframe calls a file in the supposed directory in the machine. If it is not there nothing happens. If it is, then
the file is run from the preview panel without you knowing, and voila the virus is installed.

Anti-Terrorist Action

AS YOU MAY ALREADY KNOW, IT IS A SIN FOR A TALIBAN MALE TO SEE ANY WOMAN OTHER THAN HIS
WIFE NAKED AND THAT HE MUST COMMIT SUICIDE IF HE DOES.

-- SO ON SATURDAYS AT 4 P.M. EASTERN TIME ALL AMERICAN WOMEN ARE ASKED TO WALK OUT OF
THEIR HOUSE COMPLETELY NAKED TO HELP WEED OUT ANY NEIGHBORHOOD TERRORISTS.

-- CIRCLING YOUR BLOCK NAKED FOR ONE HOUR IS RECOMMENDED FOR THIS ANTI-TERRORIST
EFFORT.

-- ALL MEN ARE TO POSITION THEMSELVES IN LAWN CHAIRS IN FRONT OF THEIR HOUSE TO PROVE
THEY ARE NOT TALIBAN AND TO SHOW SUPPORT FOR ALL AMERICAN WOMEN.

-- SINCE THE TALIBAN ALSO DOES NOT APPROVE OF ALCOHOL, A COLD 6-PACK AT YOUR SIDE IS
FURTHER PROOF OF YOUR ANTI-TALIBAN SENTIMENT.

-- THE AMERICAN GOVERNMENT APPRECIATES YOUR EFFORTS TO ROOT OUT TERRORISTS AND
APPLAUDS YOUR PARTICIPATION IN THIS ANTI-TERRORIST ACTIVITY. GOD BLESS AMERICA.

-- IT IS YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY TO PASS THIS ON. (for amusement purposes only.)

THE PAOMNNEHAL PWEOR OF THE HMUAN MNID

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in
waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the
frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses
and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn
mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

What's to SAY ??? From time to time we find a great Magazine that shows you things you have not seen
anywhere else. One of those magazines is a magazine called "The Smithsonian." It is a monthly magazine
that can be enjoyed by the whole family. So how do we tell you about this story ? Best is to -- show you --
a little of what the Magazine is like. We can never do it the justice it deserves here because these images
should be seen on a two page spread as was done in the Smithsonian Magazine. Maybe you can find a
back issue at the library. But for now we will do the best we can. www.SmithsonianMag.com