BackRoom

What ??!!!

Can't you see we're

not open ? We're busy. Getting
ready. Check back from week

to week. Start with the basics.
Shirt, hat, cup, pen. And you're
ready to have a ToTaLLy CoOL

day. It should be like that everyday.

Okay. Let this page fully load.
Then travel down this Space through
our world of characters. Along the
route I will tell you which icon to
go to that will take you Underground.
You can get your very much needed
clip-on electronic mosquito repellent
"Personal Protection Device" there.
You Can Have It Now before
"The Store" officially opens.

Can't you see
we are all
busy. You'll
find what you
need in here.
Don't worry.
Just look
around. Use
your Mind.

Hey, what are you
lookin' at - huh ?

Can't you see we're
busy ???.

Look around ...

Enjoy it.

Click on the

BIG MOSQUITO !

It will take you
exactly where

you want to go --
"Underground." They have

your Personal Protection Device
waiting. I heard that you have to go
this route in -because there are what
is considered an "extremely limited
supply" of these, the very real thing.
The Totally Cool (r) "electronic
mosquito device." Clip-on, battery
operated - aka PPD ...Personal
Protection Device.

Mosquitos ???

Killing People. Yes.

Definitely sounds like a curse,

a plague, or something. Protect
yourself. Did you hear the "official"
Health Department warning ??
"Stay INdoors." And be careful
the mosquitos don't get you there
either.

The Mosquitos
are coming !

The Mosquitos
are coming !!!

Get prepared.
We'll help you.

Good Deal. You got your mosquito
Repellent. Did you get one for each of
the kids. Okay. Let them know, "don't
lose 'em." So you clicked on that
Big Mosquito and Totally Cool (r)
hooked you up in The Undergound.
Took the blood out of that sucker alright.
Cool. Totally Cool (r). Well you take
care. And come back soon. Lots of Love

So officially "The Store" will open
mid-summer or something like
that ? Yup !

Totally Cool

Well if you really want The Personal
Protection Device you'll have to go
Underground for it. Until "The Store"
is "officially" open.

Oh...You're here for The Mosquito
Repellent: Personal Protection
Device. Oh ... yes -- "the clip-on"
Personal Protection Device. Battery
operated. Electronic. I know. The
real thing. The one that really works.

Oh yes, it is true. We are "officially"

the exclusive Distributor of the
Electronic "clip-on" Mosquito Repellent:
all territories east of Lake Huron -

all areas north of Maine south to Florida,
and west to Louisiana. These Electronic
Mosquito Repellents have a long track
record. They are the ones that work.

It's getting hot. Be prepared.
Protect yourself. And your
loved ones. Those mosquitos
are out there, everywhere.

But remember I'm

up here getting my
vesture on. So we
don't have a lot of
time. Busy, Busy,
busy. Crazy busy.

Music Credit:

A Perfect Circle - "Judith"

on the Virgin Records Label.

Available at fine record stores
everywhere !