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Totally Cool �

The MagaZine

With Every Turn

There Is A Song.

Wait. And Adjust ...

your volume.

c. 1996 / 2002 - Totally
Cool �. All RIghts
Reserved.

"The

Official

Editorial Authority"

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RED Links Are Hot !

The Music Credit:

10 Years - Best of

Smashing Pumpkins

Virgin Records

A little F.Y.I. --

Just wanted to let everyone know there is an email floating around that claims the four
major credit bureaus in the U.S. will be allowed, starting July 1, to release your credit
info, mailing addresses, phone numbers, etc., to anyone who requests it. This is inncorrect.
The fact is The Credit Bureaus, under the Fair Credit Reporting Act are allowed to release
your credit information to anyone who appears to be a legitimate business.The July 1st Law
allows Financial Institutions to share your personal information with 3rd Parties. So, you
must contact each of your individual Financial Institutions (Banks, Money Markets, etc)

and notify them that you do not want them releasing your personal information. The phone
number circulating in the email is for you to -opt out- of pre-approved offer lists. If you
would like to 'opt out' your info, you can call 888 567 8688.

Elsa says -- If one of your Loves is Art you should know
about Artnet.com ... "Artnet" is the place to buy, sell
and research fine art online. The Online Gallery Network is
the largest of its kind, with over 1,300 galleries. Other key
services include Artnet Magazine, the insider's daily guide
to the art market; an "on the mark, keep you plugged in"
Newsletter, and, the Fine Art Auctions Database -- the
industry standard for illustrated auction price records.

European Union commissioners have announced
that: an agreement has been reached to adopt English

as the preferred language for European communications
rather than German, which was the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's Government
conceded that English spelling had some room for
improvement and has accepted a five-year phased

plan for what will be known as EuroEnglish.

In the first year, the "s" will be used instead of the

soft "c". Sertainly, the sivil servants will resieve this
news with joy. Also, the hard "c" will be replaced with
"k". Not only will this klear up konfusion, typewriters

and komputers kan have one less letter. There will be
growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when

the troublesome "ph" will be replaced by "f". This will
make words like fotograf twenty persent shorter. In the
third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan

be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated
changes are possible. Goverments will enkourage the
removal of double letters, which have always ben a
deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the
horible mes of silent "e"s in the languag is disgrasful,
and they will be removed. By the fourth year, peopl wil
be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" by "z" and
"w" by "v". During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be
dropd from vords kontaining "ou", and similar changes
vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.

After ze fifz yer ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil

b no mor trubls or difikultis and evrivun vil find it esi to
understand ech ozer. Ze drem of a komon languag vil
finali kom tru. (kourtesy of Uncle Bil.)

Hats To Stay - The accented
Fedora fits the Lady of the New
Millennium perfectly. Also in
getting prepared for the coming
season The Flop Hat is Big.

Some say it is one of superstar

J Lo's all time favorites.

Winner of the 2002 Men's Headwear
Design Award - Unisex Fedora by
CHYNA.

Winner of The
Daytime Award

The

Floppy

Michelle
Deborah

The Model

is Susan.

Natural History - Nov. 2002 - The most comprehensive
presentation ever mounted on the Life and theories of the
most famous Scientist of the 20th Century, Albert Einstein,
comes to the American Museum of Natural History (NYC).

Winner of the 2002 Men's Headwear
Design Award - Unisex Fedora by
CHYNA.

The Model is
Susan

(captured by
Richard david
Renda).

Logo Art - c. 1996 Richard Renda / Totally Cool �.

Strange

1. The bandage was wound around the wound.

2. The farm was used to produce produce.

3. The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.

4. He could lead if he would get the lead out.

5. The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.

6. Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was
time to present the present.

7. A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.

8. When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.

9. I did not object to the object.

10. There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.

11. They were too close to the door to close it.

12. A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.

13. We must polish the Polish furniture.

14. The wind was too strong to wind the sail.

15. After a number of injections my jaw got number.

16. Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.

17. I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.

18. How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend ?